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Toilet Signs

This early in the morning, I received a mail from my friend..dear susie.. she post me few cute n' funny toilet signs picture...so that I wanna post here n' share with you all...hahahhaha

I Tagged To You ~ Joanne

Dear Joanne,

I dont really know how tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the toupee off the crazy monk .I'm sure you're scared enough to understand how awful I’ve felt . I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I never liked Cocaine abuse.

Go burn ,
Mandy

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This was a tag that I saw in Joanne 's blog.... I dont know what am I write to her coz she said she will tag me .... hope she'll understand (sorry leh I'm not understand wor hahaha).... but it just for fun only.... hehheh

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RULEs:
Do the “Letter MEME”. Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the “How-to” Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I’m sure you’re ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I’m returning ___8___ to you, but I’ll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

Basically just fill in the blanks on top based on the answers you are gonna choose below. ( I will put my result at the bottom of this entry =) )

1. What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit onRed - Insult
Black - IgnoreBlue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I’ve felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B -
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendshipBeer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

Hello Kitty Cafeterrace

Date: 05.10.08

Time: 8.00pm

Title:The Hello Kitty Cafeterrace ~

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This is set of Hello Kitty Cafeterrace

Welcome to Hello Kitty cafe ~

This is My Melody


N' this is Hello Kitty ~ Hai Hai

Hello Kitty: My Melody ~~ How are you?

My Melody: Hai Hello Kitty ! Today you free or not? I'm coming to try your cheese cake..

Hello kitty: I'm totaly free today....you are welcome to my cafe

Hello Kitty: My Melody... the chocolate cheese cake want to bake now,

Later I will bake the stawberry cheese cake too

Hello Kitty: Hmmm.....so great n look delicious of this chocoloate cheese cake

Hello kitty: My Melody...before we waiting the cakes I serve you others cakes lah

My Melody: Hello Kitty ~ what kind of other cakes you have?

My Melody: Hello Kitty!! the chocolate cheese cake is ready now!

My favour chocoloate cheese cake....yummy!!

Hello Kitty: Ok...let me take it out first and we having it at the garden

My Melody: Hello Kitty ... how many cheese cake you make per day?

Hello Kitty: hmmmmm....mostly 2 cakes in 1 favour

Hello Kitty: This is stawberry cheese cake...you want to try?

My Melody: Yes...I wannt try it... I like stawberry too

Hello Kitty: This cake was reserve by my customer...

later I want delivery to her.

My Melody: Hello Kitty !! Come come come....

Let us have a tea break before you go delivery

My Melody: Yummy !! Yummy !!

The cheese cakes so delicious ~

Hello Kitty: Isnt?

Let me try some ~ yesssssss!! yummy!!

(Hello Kitty is preparing his cake for delivery)

Hello Kitty: My Melody...you help me take care my cafe a while...

I'm going to delivery the cake

My Melody: Sure no problem Hello kitty....

you take good care yourself...becareful on road ya!

Hello Kitty: Bye Bye My Melody !!

I will come back soon...wait me

My Melody: Okie ~ I 'll waiting you back ...Bye!!

THIS IS YOUR STATE WHEN U COME TO WORK...........

THIS IS YOUR STATE WHEN U COME TO WORK...........

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday


Friday


Last one is ultimate....





Saturday & Sunday

黑社會英文

黑社會英文
This is good one..so funny!!

know your mouse.
我識你老鼠 ！

You call me how to come out and walkin the future?
你叫我以後點出o黎行？

I give you some colour to see.
我俾D顏色你睇！

If you have enough ginger,put yourhorse to me.
如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！

Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。

Blow chicken
吹雞

I blow chicken to beat your group ofthe guys.
我吹雞打你班友 。

Face green green
臉青青 。

You see road carefully
你小心睇路 。

Are you road?
你係唔係路呀?

How senior are you?
你算老幾?

What the water are you?
你係乜水?

Do you big me?
你大我呀?

Zebra chops people
班馬劈友 。

Do the world
做世界 。

Big tea rice
大茶飯 。

What the ghost are you talk?
你講乜鬼?

Cut my head and let you sit on it as achair.
批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.
我俾條毛你！

Do you think me didn't arrive?
你當我無到?

Wear grass
著草

I am wearing grass.
我著緊草。

I fear that you have teeth.
我驚你有牙！

You have not enough class to talkmathematics with me!
你未夠班同我講數！

What the spring do you do?
你做乜春?

Measure water/Pound water.
磅水

A dragon service.
一條龍服務

Hold hold water.
楂楂水